Ok, maybe we actually have a runner up to the dumbest criminal in America. See Story NBC
"A 35-year-old man was caught in the act by police early Wednesday morning, Cherry County Attorney Eric Scott said Friday. The man hasn't been charged yet, but authorities believe he is the vandal some townsfolk have dubbed the "Butt Bandit."" - NBC
"...a mystery vandal visited businesses at night, pressing his naked behind — sometimes his groin, sometimes both — on windows. The marks were made with lotion or petroleum jelly..." - NBC
Alrighty then, not much more to add to this. Way to go Nebraska, get in the running with this guy.
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